How does a Jazz musician make a million dollars?

         Start with three!

What do you call a guitarist who doesn’t have a girlfriend?

         Homeless!

How can you tell if there’s a drummer knocking at your door?

         The knocking speeds up, slows down...

What’s the difference between a Trombone player and a loaf of bread?

         A loaf of bread can feed a family!

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